1. ‘We use decorative towels as normal towels’
2. ‘I remember dates not because of their importance but because of the s--tstorm that would ensue if I forgot them’
3. ‘We`re so desperate for validation. Any compliment we get, even if we answer with a grunt, will be cherished until the day we die’
4. ‘When it comes to providing for the family, we generally put on a brave-face and act content, but we`re secretly freaking out that we aren`t doing enough’
5. ‘When a woman points out another female - 99.99% of the time we have seen her way before you have pointed them out but play the whoaaaa/shocked route ;) ‘
6. ‘Bed sheets rarely get washed’
7. ‘I`m scared as fuck of that spider too and don`t wanna take care of it’
8. ‘When you ask what we`re thinking, ‘nothing’ typically means ‘something dumb as all hell’
9. ‘Inside, we still feel like kids who probably should not be in charge of anything’
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