Obama ` s best jokes from his last White House correspondents ` dinner - VIDEO
-"I was running on CPT, which stands for jokes that white people should not make."
-“Eight years ago I said it was time to change the tone of politics, in hindsight I really should have been more specific.”
-“Hillary once wondered if I ` d be ready for a 3 a.m. phone call. Now I ` m awake anyway ` cause I have to go to the bathroom.”
-“While in England, I did have lunch with the Queen, took in a performance of Shakespeare, hit the links with David Cameron. In case anyone is still debating whether I ` m black enough, I think that settles the debate.”
-“Savannah Guthrie left the White House press corps to host The Today Show. Nora O ` Donnell left the briefing room to host CBS This Morning. Jake Tapper left journalism to join CNN.”
-“As you know, Spotlight is a film about investigative journalists with the resources, the autonomy, to chase down the truth and hold the powerful accountable. Best fantasy film since Star Wars.”
-“GOP Chairman Reince Priebus is here as well. Glad to see that you feel you ` ve earned a night off. Congratulations on all your success! The Republican Party, the nomination process—it ` s all going great. Keep it up!”
-“I am hurt though, Bernie, that you ` ve been distancing yourself a little from me. I mean, that ` s just not something that you do to your comrade.”
-“Hillary trying to appeal to young voters is a little bit like your relative signing up for Facebook. ` Dear America, Did you get my poke? Is it appearing on your wall? I ` m not sure I ` m using this right. Love, Aunt Hilary. ` It ` s not entirely persuasive.”
-“I am a little hurt [Donald Trump] is not here tonight. We had so much fun the last time. And it is surprising. You ` ve got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras, and he says no. Is this dinner too tacky for The Donald? What could he possibly be doing instead? Is he at home, eating a Trump steak, tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel?”
-“There is one area where The Donald ` s experience could be useful, and that is closing Guantanamo—Donald knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”
The best part though came at the end. “I would like to close on these two words: Obama out,” the president said before literally dropping the mic.