How to Turn a Watermelon Into a Keg
You could channel your inner frat boy and simply shove a bottle of Popov into a watermelon, waiting a day or so for the fruit to absorb the booze. But Cocktail Kingdom’s Don Lee offers this quicker and much cooler alternative for a watermelon punch, plus a technique that transforms the melon into a dispenser.
1. Orient the watermelon so it is sitting on its flattest side, or cut off a thin slice to create a base. Use a power drill with a ⅝-inch spade bit to bore a hole (the hole should be slightly smaller than the spigot attachment) near the bottom of the front face of the watermelon.
2. Use a paring knife to cut a round hole angled in the top of the melon, as you would when cutting a jack-o’-lantern, so that the rind can be placed back on top without falling in.
3. Use a spoon to scoop out the watermelon, reserving the flesh. Remove enough fruit to expose the drilled hole and ensure that liquid will drain out.
4. Screw the spigot (available at Chef Restaurant Supply, 294 Bowery; 212-254-6644) into the hole made with the drill. Make sure to leave the outside gasket on the spigot.
5. Using a juicer, juice the scooped watermelon for the punch. (If you don’t have a juicer, cut the watermelon into small chunks, place in a blender or muddle by hand, and strain through a chinois or fine strainer.)
6. Add booze:
Watermelon Punch
18 oz. Absolut Elyx vodka
18 oz. watermelon syrup (see recipe below)
18 oz. cold water
9 oz. lemon juice
Combine ingredients and chill in refrigerator until ready to serve. Fill between ¼ and ⅓ of the watermelon cavity with ice and top with punch. Dispense punch from spigot into rocks glasses over ice, and garnish with a watermelon slice or spear. Serves 12.
Watermelon Syrup
16 oz. watermelon juice
8 oz. granulated sugar
Combine and stir until sugar is dissolved. Do not heat. Reserve extra syrup for another use.
How to Make Nose-to-Tail Lemonade
Tossing entire lemons, peels and all, into a blender instead of just juicing them results in a frothy, thirst-quenching concoction that may ruin you for the regular stuff. The oil from the skin provides a serious flavor boost. Here’s how to do it, based on the method used by the Upper East Side’s late, great Pyramida Grill. Quarter one lemon. Remove the seeds and some of the thick pith at the ends and sides of the slices. Place in a blender with two tablespoons of sugar and some ice cubes. Cover with ice-cold water (about 1 1/2 cups), and blend on high for a minute or so until smooth.
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