If one is especially careful, one can clearly see how the enigmatic canals on Mars spell out “.am”, which only proves that the first internet was discovered by Armenians, who built a cosmic civilization on Mars.
Indeed, if we are to believe Armenian historians, the entire history of the world comprises such episodes that swirl around Armenians, who have established the most ancient civilization in the universe. Why don’t we elaborate on three of such episodes?
Episode 1: Dinosaurs Go Extinct
Palaeontology offers several scientific theories as to why the dinosaurs went extinct: an asteroid hit the Earth some 66 million years ago; or supernova gamma ray bursts destroyed all life on Earth; or else the dinosaurs, who were furless or did not have a fat layer under their skins, could not adapt to the new climatic conditions after the cooling; another theory suggests that the composition of the earth atmosphere changed and the oxygen increase was harmful for dinosaurs; or there was a mass epidemic; a new species, which were much smaller from dinosaurs, the mammals, emerged, as they fed on dinosaur eggs they wasted away the giant lizard species; the new plant species that emerged on earth included alkaloids, which was like a poison for dinosaurs…
There are clearly tons of theories and this is not even a full list. However, none of these theories can be considered satisfactory. Both their factual and theoretical foundations are rather week. On the other hand, the Armenian palaeontologists at the University of Philadelphia have offered the soundest theory about the dinosaur extinction.
The thing is that the ancient Armenian race that existed on Earth some 66 million years ago had activated their economic activities at the junction of Mesozoic and Cainozoic Ages, towards the end of the Cretaceous. The introduction of new agricultural technologies promoted population boost of the palaeo-Armenians, which consequently led to the event gently called “Demographic Armenian Boom of the Cretaceous” in science.
The petrified remains also prove that the Palaeo-Armenians did love their dolma. This “ambrosia” was then prepared from the dinosaur short rack. The palaeontologists of the University of California have discovered traces of namely dinosaur fillet in the Armenian cauldrons found in ancient caves.
Well, the dinosaur short racks produced very little meat, so the ancient Armenian hunters had to kill lots of lizards to obtain that precious fillet cut. The end result of such peculiar habit was no less than an ecological tragedy, which left to decline of the entire ecosystem of the Mesozoic.
On the other hand, it stimulated the emergence of a completely new species – the mammals, including primates, and promoted human evolution. So in some crooked way one should look for the reasons behind the emergence of modern-day humans in the extraordinary love the Palaeo-Armenians had for dinosaur dolma.
Episode 2: Rome Rises and Falls
There are three Armenians, who played a crucial role in the history of the greatest empire of the ancient world: Octavianus, Traianus and Diocletianus. Octavianus had captured Egypt and Spain, some of the ancient Armenian cultural hubs, and had passed the Alps in the east and expanded the borders of the empire to reach the Danube. His dream was to join the Rome and Great Armenian Empires and create the Extraordinary Empire called the “Greatest Armenia”.
But, most unfortunately, the Germanic peoples led by their commander Arminius excited a riot and put the legions led by Legate Varus to sword in the Teutoburg Forest. This was such a horrendous event for the ancient world that when Octavianus heard the news, he exclaimed: ‘Ara, Varus, give me my legions back!’ and started sobbing violently. Thus, they had to kiss goodbye the plans to create the Extraordinary Empire of the Greatest Armenia.
Octavianus’ half-broken dreams were continued by another emperor, whose mother was of Armenian descent – Traianus. In 106 Traianus managed to move more towards the East and captured Dacia (modern day Romania) which used to be a part of the Great Armenian State. However, this was the last great land annexation for Rome as the borders of the empire remained unchanged during the following 100 years.
The third emperor, whose mother was heavily loaded with Armenian genes, Diocletianus came to power in 284, when the emperor had already entered the path of decline. He was of the opinion that the territories of Rome are simply too huge for one person to control, even if that person was Armenian! Which is why, he decided to divide the empire in four.
The Empire was on the decline. It came to a point that in 271 Emperor Aurelianus decided to do something that had never been done in the history of Rome – build castle walls. However, the decline had so deepened that even the safest wall built by Armenian masters was not capable of saving Rome.
Thus, there are clearly Armenian traces in both the rise and fall of the greatest empire in the Ancient World.
Episode 3: America Discovered
…The early October of 1492 was not an easy period for the expedition, to say the least. The never-ending monotony that surrounded them from all sides for weeks had left them in a state of depression and panic. On the other hand they were running out of water and food which only added to their fear of the unknown and created a completely different ocean – an ocean of despair in their hearts. Stuck between these two oceans, Christopher Columbus was also lost in doubts and frequently thought of steering his ships back; he was scared that if the unknown and despair lasted a couple of more days, the riot storm excited by the seamen could become more dangerous than the storms of the sea.
Growing tired of such mixed and troubling thoughts, Columbus finally called a meeting at the “Santa Maria” and decided to share his thoughts with the seamen. The sailors expected determination and optimism from their captain at such time, but when they saw that their captain was unconfident and burning in doubt, those on deck were enveloped in a wave of mutinous rumours, looking daggers at each other, clenching teeth and stretching their fists.
One of those in the back row groans with hatred:
- So, we don’t know where we’re going, right? Let’s return before it is too late. We do not want to be fed to the monsters of the deep!
His claim was seconded as the sailors screamed ‘Hear, hear!’, ‘Let’s return!’
This dissatisfaction turned into a sudden fire and enveloped all those on deck as if sparking a hayloft. Columbus, not expecting that the events would develop so rapidly, was numb, licked his dry lips, wanted to say something but could not utter a single word. He simply glimpsed that one of the sailors touched the steering wheel to turn them around and the other went to handle the sails...
But fortunately there was a worldly-wise and experienced Armenian sailor on deck of the “Santa Maria”. He stood on top of a water barrels, which had been loose for very long and stood there sadly as if anticipating the tragedies that might await the seamen. The sailor cleared his throat and said aloud:
- Ara, Cristobal jan, I mean you have fallen in despair for nothing. We are on the right path. I have seen the maps the ancient Armenian travellers had drawn. They had too sailed under the stars we did and reached great lands. Try to stay patient for three more days, if we see no land ahead, throw me to the sea!
…Indeed, we have that very Armenian sailor, who did not let Columbus pull off the road, to thank for discovering America. The continent had even been called “Armenica” in his honour. Although this name was later changed in the interests of imperialist countries, a small city called “Armenia” in Columbia speaks dearly of how it all happened.
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